Tuesday
07Oct
JE Goes Online
John "JE" Engelbert has released an avalanche of ridiculous press releases recently, covering everything from Belmar to Bottle Service. Other than mastering the art of the email blast, JE also has himself a nifty website, which comes stacked with a list of services that JE can provide. Since we are planning a small dinner event, we have retained JE to oversee Culinary Selection, Decor and Themes, Meet and Greet our guests and to Bring the "Right Crowd". We just know that it's going to be the greatest dinner event ever.
Down By The Hipster
Reader Comments (6)
Rumor is that he has partnered up with David Jaffee, and you wont be able to get in anywhere without them.
DBTH I emailed you a while back about how fucking insane this douche is. The piece ran in page six about my boy and JE looked like the fucking idiot he is. Why is he still churning out these meaningless press releases, I think he does it because he continually gets coverage from you guys...PLEASE STOP!
I can't decide what sounds better:
...to savor the pickest appetite
or
...to populate the event.
"how was the party? Oh, it was populated and even the pickest appetites were savored."
Pickest! We missed that.
biggest douche bag in the city
so funny! Now if only he and David Jaffee would open a gay club and throw "Rusty Trombone Party Tuesdays" the world would finally make sense.
for those of you that are not laughing, UrbanDictionary the above expression...